A day or two in Savannah

Savannah _____________ (fill in the blanks)


is painted in water color

is abandoned and lonely

is scared of stairs

 is a fan of the pineapple

 is puppy friendly

 doesn't employ very many handymen

lies about their music

is home to Harvey 

is intrigued by breasts

 is being destroyed by killer trees

has terrible taste in canned meats 

is serious about parking

 has slight problems with rust

needs that fucking package

 is nearly impassable by bike

has very moist walls

 cant contain their bricks

doesn't practice safe climbing techniques

has ripped buildings

 waves to irritating photographers

 dresses to impress

 is home to pirates

has really rad torches.